// Random Junkie Quotes
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// .\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you\'re looking through the holiday advertisements to shop for family and your mind drifts to the troops.\"<div align=center><b>Daleen</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are delighted to see multiple hits on a troop\'s address on the first day of his/her posting.\"<div align=center><b>Daleen</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you decrease contributions to other (deserving) organizations so you can spend more money on the troops.\"<div align=center><b>Daleen</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Boy, were you right - your site is addictive.  The other day, I found myself irritated that I would have to wait 12 hours before I could get another address!\"<div align=center><b>Vivian C.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"...every time you check the web site for new news, you read \"You know you\'re an Any Soldier \'Support Junkie\' when...\" and laugh because you have done the same thing.\"<div align=center><b>Mathfirst</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I never knew I could feel so good shopping for strangers--I tell EVERYONE about it, especially when standing in line with multiple razor packs and 15 shampoos! It's been a blast putting the packages together and I tell people all the time how easy it is and what a great deal the Post Office is giving on the shipping.\"<div align=center><b>Wendy T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your postal clerk tells you there\'s a really good sale on drink mixes at Walgreens this week - and you buy all they have, and your boyfriend volunteers to purchase all they have at his location.\"<div align=center><b>Theresa K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have already stock piled hand warmers, soup, raisins, canned fruit, and Chef Boy R Dee for next winter.\"<div align=center><b>Theresa K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"co workers bring you any and all extra singe serving condiment packages from their lunch- and all the little toys from their kids happy meals.\"<div align=center><b>Theresa K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"one of the nicest things a serviceman ever wrote to you was - take care and know your packages kept Marines sane.\"<div align=center><b>Theresa K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I got back from Sam\'s Club last eve...My husband just looked at all the packages I was taking out of the car and said \"These aren\'t even for us are they...They\'re for your Marines\"...I just smiled and kissed him on the nose! Thanks to AnySoldier for what you allow us to do - Truly help support our Hero\'s!\"<div align=center><b>Cynthia S.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"The postal workers no longer ask if you want confirmation of delivery or to insure the package because they already know your answer.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"The postal worker asks \"only one this time?\" on the rare occasion you send only one package.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"The postal workers say \"see you next week\" when you leave.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"When receiving the weekend sales ads and coupons, you look through them for items for future care packages before looking for items for your family.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Instead of being irritated that holiday decorations are in the stores so far in advance of the holiday, you are thankful that they are or even think the stores could put them out earlier.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"If there is a coupon in the paper you will use to buy an item for the care packages, you ask your friends for their coupons if they won't be using them.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"One of the first things you check when on anysoldier.com is the Lost Any Soldier contacts, while hoping that the number has not changed.  And if another contact has been lost, you pray for that soldier's family and fellow soldiers.\"<div align=center><b>Nanette T.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I can tell by the fact that I now spend my money on massive amounts of baby wipes instead of dresses...\"<div align=center><b>Ally C., Argentina</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Your 4 year old proclaims that he is going to be a soldier when he grows up so you will buy him koolaid as well.\"<div align=center><b>Cecilia from BC Canada</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Who knew angels wore leather.\"<div align=center><b>Ashley E. after attending her first Patriot Guard Mission.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have to step over and around boxes of care package goodies to get out of your office... in order to get to the other goodies stashed under the conference room table.\"<div align=center><b>Victoria C.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you read all of the you know you are junkie when anecdotes and found yourself saying wow, someone else does that!\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you attempt to mail your phone bill with a customs form.\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are grocery shopping with your kids and they exclaim loudly, \"Wow! Mom decided to feed US tonight!\" when you throw some frozen tv dinners in the cart because they know even you won\'t attempt to mail frozen dinners.\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your son asks you for more milk at dinner and your husband tells him, \"Son you need to put in a request for that at www.anyson.com then you will get it for sure.\"\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"after wrestling with a box ensuring you have taped it adequately, you enter in your time spent in your exercise journal so you can count the calories burned because lifting bags and mailing boxes are the only aerobic activities you make time for anymore!\"<div align=center><b>Trecy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"never buy single anything.\"<div align=center><b>Robin M.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"have prepared responses for the usual questions...like do I have a child over there? (No) or how could I care so much about people I don\'t know? (easy).\"<div align=center><b>Robin M.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"sent a message to Martha\'s producers saying she should do a show on anysoldier and ideas for the best ways to send packages to the troops - you know - Martha do\'s and don\'ts...\"<div align=center><b>Robin M.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your Christmas Card list has more APO addresses than friends and family.\"<div align=center><b>Shelley L.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have the soldiers included in your household budget!\"<div align=center><b>Nicole C.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"some ladies who did not know me well asked how many children did I have in the military...  I said I lost tract after a thousand..\"<div align=center><b>Peggy K.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your family asks you what you want for Christmas and you tell them; cigars, beef jerky, twin sheets and blankets, subscriptions to sports illustrated, play station 2 games, Axe body wash...and you are a 60 year old female...\"<div align=center><b>Pat F.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your kids come home and tell you where they saw jerky on sale.\"<div align=center><b>Cara L.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my kids run up to local Marines (near Camp Pendleton) an say \"Did you get my Care Package?\"\"<div align=center><b>Hannegan Family</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"instead of saying \"Mama, can I have this?\" My son says \"Mama, I think our Soldier would like this\".\"<div align=center><b>Hannegan Family</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the kids wake me up to have me check our e-mail for letters from \"our\" Soldiers.\"<div align=center><b>Hannegan Family</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the prayers at bedtime START with \"God Bless Our Soldiers\".\"<div align=center><b>Hannegan Family</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you send multiple \"You know you\'re a support junkie\" quotes to Marty!\"<div align=center><b>Melissa</div></div></b>" 
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can correctly spell your contact\'s name without looking, yet you\'re not sure how to pronounce it!\"<div align=center><b>Melissa</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the postal guy comments that you must be slacking when one of your flat rate boxes is under 10 lbs.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are known as the tape lady, who throws her boxes on the floor to test packaging.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know that if the flat rate box rattles, then you did not pack enough.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know to start to hoarding  flat rate boxes in September for the Christmas rush.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know that God created Jolly Ranchers to be used especially for box fillers.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have threatened  to sent some of your children's toys to Iraq and have done so, when they misbehave.\"<div align=center><b>DebbieKinIL</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you hand out their business card each time you hand out your own. {Whether they want it or not! LOL!\"<div align=center><b>Karen A., Long Island, NY</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you provide e-mail site support to your friends, family, and anyone else you tell about the progarm!\"<div align=center><b>Mark B.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"in the beginning when you had a little space left in a box, you would go and get a new tube of toothpaste from the bathroom cabinet to put in.  Now when your kids run out of toothpaste, you tell them to check the AnyMarine stash in the garage.\"<div align=center><b>June</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you realize your bedroom evolves into a postal distribution center with a bed in it.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know what base your package is going to just from looking at the zip code.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have to maintain a spreadsheet of what you've sent to each contact so you don't accidentally mail duplicate shipments.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a stack of 20 custom forms on your desk and you've already partially filled out each one with your return address and the \"ATTN:\" line.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you come back from the store with 4 bags of groceries and realize only one of them is for you.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you visit someone's home you end up asking if they still want any of the magazines they have laying around and offer to take them and send to Iraq.\"<div align=center><b>Scott J.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you meet your best friend for coffee and she walks in with a grin and 41/2 lbs. of  cosmetic items saved from her hotel in Hawaii. (I weighed them!)\"<div align=center><b>Barbara</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you find that you flip through the mail looking not at the return addresses, but looking only for envelopes and postcards marked \'FREE MAIL.\'\"<div align=center><b>MaryB in Richmond</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you finally find a Post Office where the workers at the windows are vets.  They are not only glad to see you but try to help you out in any way possible.  They say things like, \'I wish we had something like this when I was in the service.\'\"<div align=center><b>Toby G.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you look around your family dinner table and there sits a young Afghan man recovering from life-saving heart surgery because a soldier cared enough to put out a plea for medical help on AnySoldier.com!\"<div align=center><b>Kari B.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"You get caught in the bathroom without any TP because you've put your \"spare roll\" in a care packages!!\"<div align=center><b>Cindy L.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you consider the \"latest emails\" as a source of DAILY & ACCURATE news.\"<div align=center><b>JJ - Tampa Florida</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the guy at the post office, who has been so patient with your packages, asks when your husband is coming home.  You explain to him that these guys are in his \"old\" unit.  You DO NOT explain that he was in the unit more than 20 years ago and we found these guys on AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>Michele N.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you spend $100.+ at the Dollar Store, and none of it is for your house.\"<div align=center><b>Cindy H.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can fill out a customs form in less than 30 seconds, and you got excited when the new ones came out, because they were easier to fill out (no lines)!\"<div align=center><b>Cindy H.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a impression of your address in your wooden desk, because you pressed too hard on the customs forms to make sure it went all the way thru.\"<div align=center><b>Cindy H.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have to \"borrow\" some food from the Soldiers\' stash because you forgot to buy or fix anything to eat due to losing track of time while working on their mail.\"<div align=center><b>Grandma P.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"at Home Depot you spot \"HAND WARMERS ON SALE\" and you act as though you've won a million bucks!!!  (and as you fill your cart you disregard that little voice in your head telling you that million has not been confirmed)\"<div align=center><b>chatRbox_13</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your days go something like this, you read, you cry, you shop, you ship. drink coffee -- repeat.\"<div align=center><b>Millie</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your friends nick name you Virus because your constant attempts to \'infect\' others now come with hand outs.\"<div align=center><b>Millie</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your budget per store is $20.00, and you are so proud when you spend ONLY $23.00 at one store, you call your fellow addicts to brag.\"<div align=center><b>Millie</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"gasoline prices threaten to cut into your any soldier budget. then suddenly it hits you, Any Soldier shopping carpool !! WOO-HOO !   take that you stinking gas prices ! muaaaaah !\"<div align=center><b>Millie</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your family stops asking who the candy is for...\"<div align=center><b>Kim R.I. B.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your friends and family start sending you cash for postage instead of birthday gifts.\"<div align=center><b>Kim R.I. B.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"most of the Christmas gifts you received are going to be sent to soldiers and it was the best Christmas you have ever had.\"<div align=center><b>Ma Smith</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my dad says he wakes up every morning at around six o'clock to the sound of... \'SNAP, CLICK.\' (The tape gun that we use to pack soldier boxes.\"<div align=center><b>Benjamin S.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I ask if I can get on Ebay and check out to see if anything of ours has a bid on it, and my mom says \'no\', but if I ask to get on www.anysoldier.com, she says \'YES\'!\"<div align=center><b>Benjamin S.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"every morning my mom gets up and checks anysoldier.com and is still on when my dad gets up, and when my dad goes to bed she is on anysoldier.com again!\"<div align=center><b>Benjamin S.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I pass three other grocery stores on my way to Kroger because they support AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>Kim S.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your children complain that you \"spend more time with the guys in Iraq\" than you do with them.\"<div align=center><b>Melissa</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you keep and extra I SUPPORT ANY SOLDIER.COM car magnet in you suit case, so when you go on vacation you can put it on the rental car.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you find yourself captializing words you never did before (i.e. - the Soldiers, my Guys, the Boys) because lower case just doesn\'t show enough respect.\"<div align=center><b>Dawna L.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have gained 10 pounds since you joined the AnySoldier team, because you have to buy an extra treat so you can taste test it, to make sure it is good enough to go in your package.\"<div align=center><b>Pat F.</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"You\'ve already bought and packed Christmas gifts for your soldier pen pals, but haven\'t even thought about what to buy your family.\"<div align=center><b>Jennifer</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"in sending off a package to relatives only a few states away,I started to fill out a customs form, there\'s more, when I went into the post office the postal worker held her hand out expecting the form.....\"<div align=center><b>~~cHaTrBoX~~</div></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you answer friends and family\'s inquiry about what you want for Christmas with ..... stamps.... envelopes... and address labels!\"<div align=center><b>Hillary P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are a former smoker, you hated cigars even when you smoked, you wouldn\'t touch a tobacco product with a 10 foot pole and you find yourself on the web ordering cigars for your favorite Marine Warrior!\"<div align=center><b>Judy R.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the postal clerks are surprised you are mailing a package to your own son at college instead of an FPO/APO address\"<div align=center><b>Laurie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your accountant (who happens to be your Godfather) convinces you to become VAT (Value Added Tax) registered so that you can claim back the tax so that you can then send out more packages!\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your business account at the stationers has more items on it for soldiers than for your own business.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your friends from all over the world send their customary 3 weekly - keep in touch - e-mail and the first thing they ask is \"How are the soldiers doing?\" before they ask about you.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your local army and navy surplus supply shop know you that well that they invite you to sit down and have a cup of tea with them and then only charge you what it costs them to buy the supplies in.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you do sewing alterations to army and navy surplus stock to pay for items to send out to soldiers. Barter is a wonderful thing!\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your dogs immediately go and lay down in their baskets and don\'t even sniff the sweeties as \"Mum is packaging stuff for soldiers again\".\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your parents (who live in a different country) ask about the soldiers under your wing before they get around to asking about you or telling you their news.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your local postmistress doesn\'t even ask if the package is going to Iraq or Afghanistan via the U.S.A. and shows surprise when you say it is going somewhere else.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you ask your friends and family to send the customary morning e-mail even when you are away on business!\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my dogs are now shopping for things to put in care packages for some of the dog handlers.\"<div align=center><b>Annemarie in Scotland</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get everything on your AnySoldiers shopping list and forget your husbands lunch meat.\"<div align=center><b>Anne (and Paul) B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can read fluidly without any punctuation.\"<div align=center><b>Lori A.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you recognize the word hygiene with few consonants or even no vowels.\"<div align=center><b>Lori A.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you wake in the night to write again to: \"iam ere, hard wair iam\"...though their 50-day drop notice is listed.\"<div align=center><b>Lori A.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you dash to send their next box because they finally posted, \"tank fro everyting\".\"<div align=center><b>Lori A.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your friends and family stop asking how you're doing and instead only ask about your adopted solider in Iraq.\"<div align=center><b>Jana M.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you start \'match making\' your friends to a unit based on their interests. My animal lover friend I tell about the K9 unit. My nurse friend about the nurses. Oh, anything to spread the word....\"<div align=center><b>Sarah L.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I overheard my 16 year old telling his buddy today, \"She'll be sending my DVD Player next\". LOL  Poor kid...he\'s really worried I will.\"<div align=center><b>Lori</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your dining room has no empty space because you feed a battalion that doesn\'t live in your house.\"<div align=center><b>Mrs. Mark B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"making a Christmas  shopping list, you put the names of the soldiers first and then...the kids, husband, mom, dad follow.\"<div align=center><b>Anna P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you shop for the soldiers, get home, and remember you forgot to shop for your family.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know the first names of the folks at the post office.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can recite from memory how to fill out a customs form.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you actually know what \"APO\" and \"FPO\" stands for......\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go to the post office BEFORE you head for StarBucks.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"all the checkout girls at Walmart roll their eyes when they see you and your super-sized shoping cart.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you got excited to learn of flat-rate boxes at the post office.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you wear your AnySoldier.com hat, pin, or both.  ALL the time!\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you hand out more AnySoldier.com contact cards then your own business cards.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know where the Search Tool is.  And USE it.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you bought a \'FoodSaver\' ONLY for packing liquids in the packages.\"<div align=center><b></div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get home from the store and your teen-age sons see that you\'ve bought chocolate syrup, Otis Spunkmeyer chocolate muffins, Texas Hot Sauce, 10 boxes of Pop-Tarts and three different kinds of flavored coffee creamers they sigh and say \"We know, we know ... it\'s all for the soldiers, not for us.\".\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you\'ve ever bought more than 300 items at Wal-Mart...and it all fit into one shopping cart!\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"people ask you \"How much do you spend on each box of stuff?\" ...you lie.  Particularly if the person asking shares a checking account with you.\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you send postcards to \"your soldiers\" from your own vacation.\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you pack an extra box and arrange to have it mailed while you are away on vacation.\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you understand the wisdom of not keeping track of number of packages sent!\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"an Any Solider contact mentions they have not gotten much stuff, I run out to the store and shoot off a pkg. or two, a newspaper or letter to make sure that they dont think we have forgotten them or do not care.\"<div align=center><b>cyndie w.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"a Support Junkie continues to write and send through the tears of losing a contact/friend.\"<div align=center><b>Kathleen L C.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go out of town and get gifts for your adopted kids. My son says that the \"troops eat better than us !\".\"<div align=center><b>Leigh Jones E.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a room in your house reserved for flat rate boxes in various stages of packing.\"<div align=center><b>Gene & Phyllis B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your husband is always mad at you because none of the snacks in the shopping cart are for him.\"<div align=center><b>Linda H.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"even the dog and cat are mad because the pet food is going to the soldier\'s dogs and cats.\"<div align=center><b>Linda H.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the post office clerk told me this week that she is out of boxes and has to reorder because I\'ve caused a shortage.\"<div align=center><b>Linda H.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your 4 year old daughter waves, talks loudly, and gets extremely excited to see anyone in Camo.  They are her soldier friends from the computer, she tells them.  Yes, it was a little embarrassing the first 15-20 times.  Thankfully they have all waved back and even talked with her.\"<div align=center><b>Michelle</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"a deep sense of relief to find that Hurricane Rita did not destroy the box I had started when a pine tree fell on our house. That\'s what insurance is for.\"<div align=center><b>Michelle</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"being able to explain what MRE is in the FEMA boxes, some of my friends got.  Thankfully we are staying with family and didn\'t need them.\"<div align=center><b>Michelle</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"having withdrawal symptoms when your power is out, Internet is down, or your computer crashes in circumstances beyond your control.\"<div align=center><b>Michelle</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I get a thank you from any individual I immediately have to put together another package to thank them for taking the time to say thank you.\"<div align=center><b>Maureen N.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the folks at the post office know my name and when they see me coming they know they will be in for a little bit of work.\"<div align=center><b>Maureen N.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"a group I support comes home, I go into what I call \"support withdrawal\", meaning I don\'t have the privilege of sending that group boxes any longer and I constantly mess up my customs forms because I am used to writing their address.\"<div align=center><b>Maureen N.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I cry at the Gary Bourland postings.\"<div align=center><b>Maureen N.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you catch yourself asking for just a few extra pens every time you go to the bank because they write so well and you just know your soldiers would love to have one or two.\"<div align=center><b>Donna R.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you keep a few flat rate boxes and custom forms at your office just in case you run across someone who wants to support a soldier.\"<div align=center><b>Donna R.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"entering any store you always check out the clearance isles first to see if there are any good items for your soldiers.\"<div align=center><b>Donna R.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your kids know how to shop for soldiers without you!  :)\"<div align=center><b>Bonnie E.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I\'ve had a bad day, instead of feeling sorry for myself, I go to the AnySoldier website and just read a few entries and send a letter.  All of a sudden, my day isn\'t so bad after all and hopefully the person reading the letter is having a better day as a result of my bad one.\"<div align=center><b>Lisa P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I have set up a \"shipping\" center in my living room that contains shipping supplies as well as a mish mash of needy supplies that couldn\'t be stuffed into one box and will just have to be added to the next one.\"<div align=center><b>Lisa P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the postal employees send me home with priority mail tape so that I wouldn\'t have to buy my own.\"<div align=center><b>Lisa P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my husband is learning to navigate through the garage, living and dining rooms stacked with \"on sale\" items for the Marines.  Now enjoys hearing about the \'good deals\' for them.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I think of Christmas in June, and Veteran\'s Day in July, and start looking for appropriate items to send; and search BlueMountain.com for cards to make and send ahead of time.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I explain to the kids that they will get some of the Rice Chex \'Turtle Mix\' and Jolly Rancher\'s hard candy.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"friends and family buy and give me items to send to AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I actually go to WalMart looking to buy a CD of some of the new strange music for them.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you hang up AnySoldier bumper stickers on every bulletin board you can find (and you go back every week to make sure they are still there, and if not you put another one up).\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know how many soldiers were listed when you began supporting any soldier and you know the number now.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a very hard time visiting AnySoldier.com only once a day.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"AnySoldier.com is your home page.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are always trying to think up new ways to get the word out about AnySoldier.com.  When you talk about AnySoldier.com you refer to the webmaster by his first name as if you\'re close friends.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a folder/file dedicated to AnySoldier.com that contains your contacts, letters, receipts, copies of customs forms, articles you have printed out (ie CNN story), inspiring posts from soldiers (from 4th of July).\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you come home from the store with a bag of goodies and the kids want to get to it, they stop first and ask you if this is for the soldiers.  (\"Mom, is this ours or is it for the soldiers\").\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a large box filled with goodies in the house that the entire family knows is for the soldiers.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"mom says \"Put this in the soldiers box\", the kids know exactly what you\'re talking about.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a box at work labeled AnySoldier.com for items your co-workers bring you.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"people stop you because you have turned them onto AnySoldier.com and they tell you their stories and you can hear the excitment in their voices and the happiness in their eyes.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you keep looking in your rearview mirror in traffic and at stop lights to see if the person in back of you is reading your bumper sticker and writing down the web address.\"<div align=center><b>fpohan</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"we haven\'t eaten in our dining room for months because the table is piled high with \"AnySoldier stuff\" to take to the post office. We tell everyone it\'s our mini PX.\"<div align=center><b>lannertb</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy a better computer (that you can\'t afford) so pictures download faster.\"<div align=center><b>Julie McN.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"AnySoldier.com becomes your PRIMARY job.\"<div align=center><b>Julie McN.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you check AnySoldier.com for updates BEFORE your own email.\"<div align=center><b>Julie McN.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have flat rate boxes by the carton shipped directly to your door.\"<div align=center><b>Shelley F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your favorite call of the day is to check in with another support junkie and compare notes.\"<div align=center><b>Shelley F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go to bed and wake up with \"AnySoldier\" on your mind.\"<div align=center><b>Shelley F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your granddaughter, age 3, sees something she likes at your house, and asks, \"Can I have this, or is it for the soldiers?\"\"<div align=center><b>MomaGC.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"a community lad is sent to Iraq and your care package gets to him before the one his mother sent.\"<div align=center><b>MomaGC.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you clip coupons of things you would normally not buy so you can buy MORE of the items the soldiers request.\"<div align=center><b>shaw2741</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you catch yourself in the grocery store thinking \"my soldier would really like those\". Then you buy them.\"<div align=center><b>shaw2741</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you hear about a war casualty on the news, you log on to the anysoldiersite to make sure it wasn\'t one of the soldiers you were supporting.\"<div align=center><b>shaw2741</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I ordered 10 Maxim subscriptions and I am a 50 year mom.\"<div align=center><b>Nancy S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you check \"New Contacts\" on AnySoldier.com ~before~ you check you email each day.\"<div align=center><b>connie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your \'soldier table\' is now a soldier ROOM.\"<div align=center><b>millie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"tiny toothpaste\'s are you new best friend (ok tiny anything\'s).\"<div align=center><b>millie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you think there just arent enough hard candy flavors and someone really needs to create more so our soldiers dont get bored.\"<div align=center><b>millie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your home page is the AnySoldier where to send page.\"<div align=center><b>SandraDiane S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you check the daily postings before you check your email.\"<div align=center><b>SandraDiane S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can\'t go in a store WITHOUT buying something for your Any soldier contacts no matter what your intentions were.\"<div align=center><b>SandraDiane S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you rush to the mail box and sort through the mail looking for a letter with \"Free Mail\" instead of a stamp on it.\"<div align=center><b>SandraDiane S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"it\'s not a sickness, it\'s a love thing.  How could we not love these people putting their lives on the line for us and for total strangers!\"<div align=center><b>SandraDiane S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your family knows that 75% of the snacks in the grocery bag are going into an \"Any Soldier\" box instead of the cupboard.\"<div align=center><b>bernadette van o.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get your mail, you check the postage area first to see those two exciting words:  FREE MAIL.\"<div align=center><b>Vicki T.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you bought a hand cart to help carry all your packages into the post office.\"<div align=center><b>Vicki T.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your neighbors see you often jump up and shout \"YESSS!!\" when you are walking back from your mailbox and realize you have a letter with \"Free Mail\" written in the right hand corner.\"<div align=center><b>Kathy W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you turn on your computer, the first internet site you visit is AnySoldier.com to read any new posts and updates.\"<div align=center><b>Dolores C.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"in your dreams you are going over packing boxes or waking up in the middle of the night and figuring out what should go into a box for a certain contact.\"<div align=center><b>Connie B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can make Cool Ties from memory, no instructions necessary.\"<div align=center><b>Mary B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have more packing tape than regular scotch tape.\"<div align=center><b>BBabbs6275</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you don\'t mind writing a soldier\'s name 3 times.  One for the inside letter/postcard. Two for the disposable address to them and three for that customs form for the post office.  With each writing you say a prayer that they\'ll be safe and return home whole.\"<div align=center><b>BBabbs6275</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the post office makes regular remarks about you getting the most use of your flat rate boxes.\"<div align=center><b>BBabbs6275</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"difficult to decide what branch/soldier you want to help.\"<div align=center><b>BBabbs6275</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you wish you had lots of money for the vests, sunglasses and cleaning kits they want. Or all the dvds, cds and MP3s they would like to have or a Christmas gift for them and their families.\"<div align=center><b>BBabbs6275</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your family thinks you need counseling to stay off the \"AnySoldier.\" web site.\"<div align=center><b>Kim McP.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you sneak on to the computer when everyone is sleeping so they won\'t witness your addiction.\"<div align=center><b>Kim McP.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your spare room looks like a cross between the -UPS Store, Walmart, and Costco.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy mailing tape by the case.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have been shopping for the Holidays for weeks and spent your whole Christmas fund ,but, haven\'t bought a gift for your own family yet.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you use two different post offices to mail your packages, and they both are amazed at the amount of packages you send.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get up early on Sunday to get the newspaper flyers and coupons and are able to hit Targets, Walgreens, and K-Mart sales before church.\"<div align=center><b>Pfurth</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you read the updates on AnySoldier.com before opening and reading your own mail.\"<div align=center><b>Nancy M.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you pick up extra condiment packs at restaurants.\"<div align=center><b>Sue</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you designate an area in your home for staging of \"soldier boxes\".\"<div align=center><b>Sue</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get in trouble at work for spending too much time surfing the \"Any Soldier\" website and sobbing at your desk.\"<div align=center><b>Robin C.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have lived 64 years with out a computer and spend your tax return on one just so you can get on the Any Soldier web site.\"<div align=center><b>Pat W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you joined COSTCO or Sams club just to buy AnySoldier stuff.\"<div align=center><b>Tonya G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your spare room is filled with shelves and stocked with supplies for AnySoldier.\"<div align=center><b>Tonya G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your family asks, \"is this for us\" before they open any item in the cupboard.\"<div align=center><b>Tonya G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know exactly how many days it takes for a package to reach Iraq or Afghanistan.\"<div align=center><b>Tonya G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you tell everyone you come in contact with about AnySoldier.\"<div align=center><b>Tonya G.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have a whole room in your house devoted to storing/packing \"soldier stuff\".\"<div align=center><b>Cheryl</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"checking the AnySoldier site even when on vacation!! Like I just did, from the lobby of this hotel!!\"<div align=center><b>Mary S. (suprt_jnke13)</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"talking about \"my\" anysoldier-soldiers as if they were my children.\"<div align=center><b>MB5</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have an AnySoldier Car maganet on \"both\" sides of my car.\"<div align=center><b>MB5</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can speak to others about what is ACTUALLY going on in Iraq and Afghanistan vs. what the MSN depicts.\"<div align=center><b>Teresa W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Wal-Mart girls ask \"if you have son or daughter in Iraq\" and you don\'t.\"<div align=center><b>nalaro</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you instinctively know when the 50 day notice will appear on your soldier\'s page.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you live a double life... on the outside everything appears \"normal\"- you attend meetings, take care of the family, go on vacation.... but in your heart you are really living in Afghanistan, Iraq, Qatar, etc..\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"toy catalogs are not junk mail anymore.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the soldier(s) becomes FAMILY - you pray for them, weep with them, laugh with them, long for their safe return.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you resist the urge to fly across the country to meet their plane when they return for R&R, or better yet, when they come home for good.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"correspondence from a soldier is better than Christmas!.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the names \"Brian\", \"Marty\", \"Gary Bourland\" and \"Maurice Brown\" are household names.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the AnySoldier.com Quote box is something you\'ve committed to memory.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the Lost Soldier Ribbon fills your heart with dread (was it MY soldier?) and sorrow.\"<div align=center><b>Jenny B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go into major withdrawal if you don\'t get to check the web site at least once a day.\"<div align=center><b>richard davis</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I now have an on-line account at Ranger Joe\'s. (or pick a store).\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I have subscriptions to FHM, Maxim, Stuff, Road Racer and Popular Mechanics.\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I use \"freaking\" and \"shi\* hot\" in my vocabulary.\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I eat beef jerky almost every day.\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I enjoy visiting the cigar store.\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my heart has doubled in size.\"<div align=center><b>Joan Trapp B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you check the AnySoldier site for entries before you check you own email.\"<div align=center><b>Daya W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"as you\'re shopping, your child asks \"Are these snacks for us, or Capt.__________?\" (I guess you could change that to \"the soldiers\").\"<div align=center><b>Daya W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you wake up in the morning, half asleep, and FPO/APO zip codes are running through your head.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you chase down the mailman in your pajamas one morning to mail a letter.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your rolodex isn\'t filled with names of clients or friends---but AnySoldier.com contacts.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are overjoyed to see stationary and greeting cards on sale.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you become irritated over the increasing price of stamps.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are away from an internet connection for over 12 hrs. you become very irritable.\"<div align=center><b>Danille J. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can\'t leave any store without bringing something home for your \"friends\" (AnySoldier contacts).\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you visit AnySoldier.com everyday to see how your anysoldier friends are doing.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have an address book with your anysoldier friends names in alphabetical order.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you volunteer at your clubs to collect items for folks who have posted on AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you refer to your AnySoldier contacts by first name.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are very excited when beef jerkey is on sale at the store, and you know the best price per pound.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know where Bagram, Kandahar, Manas etc. are.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you have an introductory form letter with pictures of your family saved on your computer.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you cry at every loss posted on AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>The Edwards family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy one more item to include in the package, wrap the package in the truck of the car and head to the post office.\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your husband comes home from shopping and smiling says, \"look what I found for the troops\".\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your husband refers to the troops as \"your other children\".\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you move and you go back to your old post office and the ladies behind the counters greet you with, \"Hi, stranger, where have you been?\"\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you give total strangers the website address for AnySoldier.com.\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you mark your calendar because you know which units are going back and when.\"<div align=center><b>Josefina F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"after shopping at Wal Mart for all the Soldiers and forgeting about your family, you then wander around the parking lot looking for cars that have patriotic magnets on them and leave even more AnySoldier.com business cards on these vehicles.\"<div align=center><b>Carleen N.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know the current weather report in Aghanistan and Iraq.\"<div align=center><b>Christine S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you suddenly find yourself on the mailing list of military supply catalogues  (My husband was asking me if I planned on joining some MT militia/Dooms Day group).\"<div align=center><b>Christine S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I meet a Vet, I can converse with them using the military\'s acronyms, including asking about their MOS.\"<div align=center><b>Christine S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"I purchase holiday/seasonal items as soon as they appear, i.e. Halloween stuff in August.\"<div align=center><b>Christine S. </div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my first thought was to get Halloween candy to the troops and not for the kids who will be visiting my door on Halloween night.\"<div align=center><b>Beth J.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your daughter tells her fellow college students that her \"mom\'s into soldier\'s\"..\"<div align=center><b>Patty H.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go to yard sales and buy out all of the Beanie Babies. (Actually, many people give them to me when I tell them why I\'m buying them.).\"<div align=center><b>Patricia L.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you car is on automatic pilot to the Dollar Tree, Big Lots and the Grocery Outlet!\"<div align=center><b>Kathy</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the Post Office folks asked you if you need your \"own parking spot\" and started to collect items for you.\"<div align=center><b>Agnieszka O. and family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you go to the dentist, you ask for toothbrushes for children in Iraq and Afghanistan; when you go to the pediatrician with your child, you ask for vitamins for children; when you go to the dermatologist, you ask for sunscreen for troops, etc. (and every time you got the items you asked for :).\"<div align=center><b>Agnieszka O. and family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy DVD recorder just to record TV programs and mail DVDs to troops.\"<div align=center><b>Agnieszka O. and family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you cannot stop even when \"your\" troops come home, you just get \"new ones\".\"<div align=center><b>Agnieszka O. and family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"on the verge of buying yourself new pair of shoes you calculate how many boxes you could mail for the same amount of money...and leave the store without the shoes.\"<div align=center><b>Agnieszka O. and family</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can fill out a custom form in the dark?\"<div align=center><b>Debbie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you can lift a package and guess within .50 cents of the mailing cost.\"<div align=center><b>Debbie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are on first name bases not only with your mailman but the entire post office?\"<div align=center><b>Debbie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy things for holidays 6 weeks in advance.\"<div align=center><b>Debbie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get a thank you letter or email and think, \"Did I send something to this person?\".\"<div align=center><b>John F. W.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you walk through the snow to the Post Office when the roads are too icy to drive because those hats & scarves and goodies just HAVE to make it by Christmas.\"<div align=center><b>Kylie</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you shop sales based on what fits in a flat rate box.\"<div align=center><b>Mark B.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know your a support junkie when you tell your friends about the letter you just read at AnySoldier.com and their eyes roll back in their heads...cause that\'s all you ever talk about!\"<div align=center><b>Pam K.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"they have collections be it at work etc. for the troops only around a holiday.  They look at you like you got three heads because you want to know why it can\'t be every month.\"<div align=center><b>Sunbyrd56</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you know where every clearance section is in the local Target, Walmart, and K-Mart stores. And check those sites at least once a week. Sometimes more often. Usually more often.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you order flat rate boxes in sets of 25 and priority address labels (with your return address pre-printed) in sets of 100, free from the post office. More than once for both.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"more than one person in your office calls/emails you when \"good\" boxes are sitting empty by the recycling spot.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you set the weight record for a flat rate box at your local post office. (16 pounds so far).\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you were the first one to use a flat rate box at your local post office. (Because the clerk allowed you to have some 2 days before they were \"legal\" to use. Yours were packed and ready to ship at 10 AM the first day.).\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you\'ve memorized the jokes/comedy routines used by the postal clerks; you know which ones have which days off so you can avoid the \"not-so-helpful\" ones.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you use more than a 100 yd roll of packing tape a month.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you use more than a 100 Ziplock baggies a month, none of them for YOUR own food.\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you\'ve bought underwear for men you\'ve never met. LOTS of underwear. (Marty--figure out a way to clean that up for a \"G\" rating, please.)\"<div align=center><b>Joyce F.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my husband thinks we should start listing soldiers as our dependents.\"<div align=center><b>Madge910</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"my husband learned anything not in the kitchen is off limits!\"<div align=center><b>Madge910</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you are excited about Christmas items in the stores in September.\"<div align=center><b>Carrie P.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you take the names of different units or solider that one has supported.  Have it engraved on patriotic dog tags.  Hang them around your car mirror.  So, you won\'t forget to think of them each day.\"<div align=center><b>Sunbyrd56</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your kids raid your AnySoldier \'stash\' because the snacks and food is better than what is in your cabinets.\"<div align=center><b>Tina S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you buy holiday decorations during the \"Christmas in July\" sales so you can mail them in October to make it to Iraq and Afghanistan by November.\"<div align=center><b>Tina S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you cash in your frequent flyer miles for free magazine subscriptions that soldiers would like to read that have absolutely nothing to do with you or your interests.\"<div align=center><b>Tina S.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your kids grow up and move out and you use the extra room as a \"mini-walmart\" to store all your shipping supplies and goodie stash.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you discover that your quilt cutting table makes a good packing surface - good height, no bending needed.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your post office workers know you AND your adopted units by name and they rush to supply you with flat-rate boxes, sealing tape, etc, and sometimes even pay for a shipment out of their own pocket!\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you look forward to Sunday, the one day you don\'t work in the week, as a time to pack boxes-of-love for the troops.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you record TV shows for your adopted units and keep an Excel spreadsheet so you can track which of your units gets which shows and movies.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"your friends all greet you with \"what do you need this month\" and they save you their weekly magazines and bring you drink mix, candy, beef jerky, etc to add to the boxes.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you post the pictures and letters you get in return around the water cooler at work and people stop by often to read them. (I own the business so this is not a problem!).\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get notes like \"you singlehandedly have made deployment bearable\" and your heart just fills with joy.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you don\'t think it\'s crazy to mail a TV, microwave, toaster, coffee maker, or underwear to perfect strangers.\"<div align=center><b>Jeannie D.</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you read every page of ANYSOLDIER.COM 5 times a day, looking to see if anything changed.\"<div align=center><b>K REICHERT</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"You are greeted by the assistant manager of one of the stores where you shop weekly who points out specials they think you would want to buy for the Soldiers.\"<div align=center><b>jpj40</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the postal clerk says \"only one package today?\" when you are having an especially hectic day.\"<div align=center><b>jpj40</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"the postal clerk says you bring in more packages than all the churches in the area put together.\"<div align=center><b>jpj40</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you get home from shopping and sort the items and discover, oh, yes, I did get two items for us, also.\"<div align=center><b>jpj40</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"you spend a lot of time on local recycle or community boards on the internet trying to \"appropriate\" used items that people will donate for sending such as DVDs, CDs, Dust Busters, paperback books, magazines, games, etc..\"<div align=center><b>jpj40</div></b>"
textJunkie[number++] = "\"Marty@anysoldier.com is listed in your address book.\"<div align=center><b>Chuck and Jo F.</div></b>"
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